Why, mommy?

But, why mommy?  Why do you have that?  What are you eating?  Why do I have to do that?  Can I get this?  Can I eat this?  How many?  What does that mean?  What did you say?  WHY!?!?! The infinite questions that kids are asking constantly.  Enough to drive you to drink (if you haven’t … More Why, mommy?

Somebody call 911…(and no, its not the song that follows with “Shawty fire burning on the dance floor”)

Today, as my youngest SCREAMED in pain, I sat near them and wondered.  (When I say SCREAM, all out, murderous, earsplitting yelling, to the point where I actually put my hands over my ears and shouted back just to heard.)  What the hell was the matter?  My youngest was complaining that their side hurt.  Now … More Somebody call 911…(and no, its not the song that follows with “Shawty fire burning on the dance floor”)

Get the Paddle?

The moment when your kid gives you sass, knows they are wrong, and yet, stands their ground.  Even after you say, “You better not be fresh to me again!” and they retort with some other sassy comment that you just want to let your hand fly.  We have all had that moment, when you have … More Get the Paddle?